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Quarantine Questions: Joey Page

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As the UK begins to ease out of its coronavirus-induced lockdown, many of us find ourselves reflecting on the notion of a post-Covid world. What will this world look like, and how will comedy manage to sit within it? MoodyComedy continues to chat to comics about their hopes, fears and coping strategies.

What is the first thing you plan on doing once the lockdown is fully lifted?

Honestly? Getting back on a stage and going to work. Not gigging makes me feel like I have been dethanged. Then probably as soon as I have earned a couple of quid i’ll go away for a few days and do nothing, but on a beach rather than in a house.

What’s your current lockdown binge watch?

So many things. I had never seen Ozark so I have binged watched that and now feel I want to get into some sort of crime. I have also watched a lot of Unsolved Mysteries on Netflix and Married at First Sight Australia but I blame my wife for that one!

Has anything made you laugh recently?

My friend Bilal Zafar has a show on Twitch where he masquerades as a computer game football manager which is really surreal and funny. Also I love This Country. Daisy May Cooper is the funniest human on the planet right now.

How are you trying to keep sane at the moment?

Just trying to have a routine. I spent the first three months using my self-employed money as a writing bursary and wrote a sitcom and a new stand-up set. I also started a chat show which I do every Tuesday on Twitch.tv called Joey Page’s Chatshow Thing and a podcast that I do with my mate Jimi called JJ’s Album Club where we interview famous people about their favourite albums. Then I hit a wall for a few weeks and literally couldn’t find any motivation but I am back at it now!

What thing would you like to draw our attention to right now?

Well my stand-up special just came out on NextUp which I recorded the night that the government announced we should all stay home. 150 people were due to turn up and when the announcement came the camera crew were all set and I was doing a run through. In the end, 22 people showed up and my wife had to convince me to do the gig as I was adamant it was ruined. The show actually went really well and I was amazed at how up for it the crowd was and now I have this absolutely unique artefact of a show. I am pretty certain that nobody else was recording their show that night so it’s got a very special place in my heart now. People can catch it at here.

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Quarantine Questions: Steve N Allen and Erich McElroy

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As the UK begins to ease out of its coronavirus-induced lockdown, many of us find ourselves reflecting on the notion of a post-Covid world. What will this world look like, and how will comedy manage to sit within it? MoodyComedy continues to chat to comics about their hopes, fears and coping strategies.

What is the first thing you plan on doing once the lockdown is fully lifted?

It’s been a tough time for both of us, and quite stressful, so once lockdown is all over we both plan on staying in for a bit and catching up on our Netflix. Probably do a bit of shopping online.

What’s your current lockdown binge watch?

Actually our own show, since we spend hours editing sketches for each live show and getting it ready to go out twice a week. Beyond that we’ve spent most of our time binge watching prior seasons of shows that have had new seasons come out so that we can remember what happened the first time around. Then we forget to watch the new series. We’re kind of hoping for a second lockdown, although by the time it’s confirmed we might have to rewatch the first seasons again.

Has anything made you laugh recently?

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

How are you trying to keep sane at the moment?

Turning to online comedy has been saving from a lack of gigs. Working together to bring some much needed comic relief to ourselves and an audience. We’d like to think we are doing something unique from the other online shows that have been born from this crisis. No matter what happens to comedy it’s quite likely shows like this could well be the future.

What thing would you like to draw our attention to right now?

Our bi-weekly topical show ‘Comics Solving Problems’. It’s a twice weekly show featuring us – Steve N Allen and Erich McElroy where we present the days news and solve any problems you throw their way. (No guarantee that any actual problems will be solved during, before, or after the show.) It’s on 9pm BST every Tuesday and Thursday for free here.

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Quarantine Questions: Joz Norris

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As the UK begins to ease out of its coronavirus-induced lockdown, many of us find ourselves reflecting on the notion of a post-Covid world. What will this world look like, and how will comedy manage to sit within it? MoodyComedy continues to chat to comics about their hopes, fears and coping strategies.

What is the first thing you plan on doing once the lockdown is fully lifted?

I’m going to go to Deshaies, a village in Guadeloupe where they film the superb BBC murder mystery programme Death In Paradise, and see all the sights. Wanna see the police station and the shack and the Commissioner’s Office in Government House. I assume they’re all real locations. Really wanted to meet Harry the lizard too, but apparently he’s CGI.

What’s your current lockdown binge watch?

Well I finished Death In Paradise fairly early into lockdown, so now I’m working my way through Queer Eye (for when I feel like crying – those guys never try to change anyone, they just help people to be the best version of the person they already were all along and it’s so beautiful, oh no, now I’m crying while I type) and Twin Peaks (for when I want to feel incredibly on edge, am two episodes in at the moment and think I’m gonna find out who killed Laura Palmer pretty soon).

Has anything made you laugh recently?

Just for fun, I’ve recently started writing a musical called Honk Honk (nothing to do with the musical Honk), which is about an evil boastful King who murders a stick of butter then closes down a gym, and is afraid of points. There’s some great songs – ‘What’s The Point Of Points?’, ‘The King’s House’, ‘We’re Gonna Build A New Gym’, so much great stuff. It’s so unbelievably awful that every time I try to sing a song from it to someone I burst out laughing at how unfunny I have become. It’s shockingly dreadful. I think whoever it is I’m singing it to just assumes I’m having a breakdown, which in a way I am. So, yeah, the thing that makes me laugh most at the moment is the shocking quality of my own creative output. The situation is dire.

How are you trying to keep sane at the moment?

As you can tell from my previous answer, I have just given up on this. I think if ever there was a good time to just allow yourself to slowly drift off the chain and see what happens to you without suffering the social consequences, it’s now.

What thing would you like to draw our attention to right now?

I made a film adaptation of the show I was making for Edinburgh 2020, and we’re streaming it every day next week along with Q&A’s with special guests talking about how we can continue making stuff in a post-Covid world, and how we can change the comedy industry for the better. If anyone wants to book a ticket and come along then that would be lovely! I should point out I wrote it before I started working on Honk Honk, so it hopefully belongs to a time in my life before all my ideas became terrible. You should also check out the Live Comedy Association’s #SaveLiveComedy campaign; it’s a really valuable, important cause for an industry that’s brought a lot of happiness to a lot of people.

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Quarantine Questions: Jake Lambert

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We’ve hit the 100-day mark of the UK’s coronavirus-induced lockdown; can you believe it? 100 days in and we still need comedy more than ever. But unsurprisingly, it’s still rather difficult to find something that’s actually damn funny right now. MoodyComedy is trying to remedy this.

What is the first thing you plan on doing once the lockdown is fully lifted?

My plan was going to be to go to my parents to see them and see how they are, and to get my Easter Eggs but since they lifted the last restrictions I’ve already done that. So now my plan is getting my haircut (I have it booked for the 4th) and then hopefully once they’ve opened every last thing in the country they’ll consider reopening comedy clubs at some point in the next five years, in which case it will be that. And for those wondering: it was a Cadbury’s Dairy Milk egg, and both my parents are well.

What’s your current lockdown binge watch?

My neighbours (just kidding in case they’re reading this). Succession! It’s been on my list for so long, and it’s absolutely amazing. I am obsessed with it. Which may become evident in the rest of this Q&A.

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Has anything made you laugh recently?

Oh well funny you should ask! Matthew Macfadyen in Succession. It’s a hilarious performance. He was brilliant in The Quiz, but in Succession he just steals every scene. He would slot straight into Arrested Development.

How are you trying to keep sane at the moment?

I’m staying sane by keeping an eye on my neighbours, not sure what they’re all up to but they’re conspiring against me. I think it has something to do with some of them being aliens and some being secret government agents sent to spy on me. So watching them 24/7 is helping to keep me sane and having no negative impact on me whatsoever.

What thing would you like to draw our attention to right now?

My neighbours! Why do they keep turning lights on in different rooms at different times of the evening? Is it a code? Where do they go when they walk? Are they trying to lure me out of the house so the others can break in and read my diary or install cameras to spy on me? SEND HELP!

That and of course Succession.

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Quarantine Questions: Roisin and Chiara

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Thirteen weeks into the UK’s coronavirus-induced lockdown, now is a time where we need comedy more than ever. Unsurprisingly, it’s also a time where it’s perhaps hardest to find something that’s actually damn funny. MoodyComedy is trying to remedy this.

What is the first thing you plan on doing once the lockdown is fully lifted?

Camp in a pub garden with all of our friends.

What’s your current lockdown binge watch?

Cheer; in your mid 30’s is it too late to get that ripped? How is Lexi so cool? Gabi should be our tour manager.

Has anything made you laugh recently?

Ro: Chiara performed Blame it on the Weatherman by B*Witched for my birthday and that made me laugh and cry.

Chi: On my birthday we got tipsy together for the first time in months and Ro recollected some funny escapades in Glastonbury many years ago and we got hysterical giggles.

How are you trying to keep sane at the moment?

Chi: Relying upon thrice weekly therapy.

Ro: Matthew Goode.

What thing would you like to draw our attention to right now?

Now is a great time to listen and educate oneself more. Maybe we’d like to draw people’s attention to the importance of working towards a shift in the global consciousness.

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Quarantine Questions: Stevie Martin

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Twelve weeks into the UK’s coronavirus-induced lockdown, now is a time where we need comedy more than ever. Unsurprisingly, it’s also a time where it’s perhaps hardest to find something that’s actually damn funny. MoodyComedy is trying to remedy this.

What is the first thing you plan on doing once the lockdown is fully lifted?

I’m going to Circolo Popolare for a sourdough pizza. You can’t book, but you can queue at set times, so I will wait for 45 years if that’s what it takes. Then I will go to Yorica! in Soho which is a vegan ice cream parlour that does waffles and crepes and order one of everything. Then I will go to the Soho Theatre for the remainder of the day, watch a show, and enjoy two bottles of their red wine that’s the second-one-down on the menu. Then I will lick the floor. 

What’s your current lockdown binge watch?

I watched the entirety of Friday Night Lights for the first time – I always thought it was just about American football but IT’S SO MUCH MORE! I cried all the way through the finale just because it was ending. Also, why did nobody tell me how good Ozark is? Or maybe they did and I wasn’t concentrating. It has blown my tits off.

Has anything made you laugh recently?

My tortoise got stuck in the basket where we keep toilet roll so I nearly wiped my arse with her. That was funny. Also there’s a tiny Japanese girl who lives opposite, looks a bit like Boo from Monsters Inc., and won’t stop putting cereal boxes on her head. Her parents keep trying to take them off her but she just puts them back on again. I am laughing at very pure things right now. 

How are you trying to keep sane at the moment?

I am trying to write on weekdays because, while staring into space got me through the initial months, it sadly wasn’t sustainable. I’ve also been working out every day though, which is so unlike me I can’t even fathom saying those words, but it makes me feel like I’ve achieved something even if I haven’t managed to hit my daily word count. Disappointingly though, three months in, I only have half an ab if you look really closely. 

What thing would you like to draw our attention to right now?

I am putting up fairly regular (not regular) sketches on my Twitter and IGTV but otherwise am not doing very many online shows. The lack of laughing freaks me out. Like, what am I supposed to do after I tell a joke? Wink? Agh. I have two podcasts though, and they’re fun: Nobody Panic is a different ‘how to’ each week for anyone struggling to function and Might Delete Later is where me and my sister Gina Martin (who made upskirting illegal because she is a legend) rummage through guests social media timelines for their first posts and worst posts. It’s good fun.

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Quarantine Questions: Lou Conran

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Twelve weeks into the UK’s coronavirus-induced lockdown, now is a time where we need comedy more than ever. Unsurprisingly, it’s also a time where it’s perhaps hardest to find something that’s actually damn funny. MoodyComedy is trying to remedy this.

What is the first thing you plan on doing once the lockdown is fully lifted?

Probably nothing as I won’t be able to afford to do anything! Or just go to the pub with friends. Nothing too extreme or exciting.

What’s your current lockdown binge watch?

I’m slightly obsessed with watching real life murder programmes, or tragedies, at the moment. The Salisbury Poisonings was great, as was Chernobyl, anything that gives me hope that this situation will be ‘ok’ in the end.

Has anything made you laugh recently?

Lots. My mates online. The price of petrol.

How are you trying to keep sane at the moment?

I was never sane, so this is just like normal life for me.

What thing would you like to draw our attention to right now?

I have nothing to promote other than myself on the usual socials, and to be fair even they’re really boring right now, so I think people should pay attention to nature, their friends their family and the decline of their liver.

Quarantine Questions: Mark Thomas

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Eleven weeks into the UK’s coronavirus-induced lockdown, now is a time where we need comedy more than ever. Unsurprisingly, it’s also a time where it’s perhaps hardest to find something that’s actually damn funny. MoodyComedy is trying to remedy this.

What is the first thing you plan on doing once the lockdown is fully lifted?

I’ll be investing in all the second-hand hair trimmers that will be appearing on eBay. Second-hand hair trimmers and yoga mats. Buy ‘em all up cheap. Sit back. Wait for the second wave and kerching. After the second wave I’m going to be rich and I’m going to open an Escape Room empire!

What’s your current lockdown binge watch?

I’d love to say something hip but I am in lockdown with my 84 year old mum. Elderly people like TV for company and noise. So I am passively watching daytime television, picking up secondhand TV, and have accidentally inhaled seasons of Father Brown. My respite is MUBI art house streaming club that did a 3 month free offer so I have done a lot of Fellini and Takashi Miike. Alongside This Country and Schitt’s Creek.

Has anything made you laugh recently?

I have been showing my 84 year old mum YouTube vids of people fishing with Coca Cola and Mentos. The pair of us have been howling at this. Snakes! They catch snakes after the catfish! I promise my mum is the rudest woman in South London and so when the snakes come out of the hole the shock elects a mix of laughter and her screaming ‘Fucking little bastards!’

How are you trying to keep sane at the moment?

Writing and working, plotting and watching videos of catfish and snakes. The great thing about writing is it gives a wonderful outlet to process and comprehend the madness of this government.

What thing would you like to draw our attention to?

Glad you asked. I am doing a monthly streaming of past shows with Go Faster Stripe (the people who filmed them). Tickets are a fiver and the next one is Tuesday 9th June At 7.30p.m.  There is a live intro from me, then streaming Showtime from the Frontline, then a live Q&A. The show is captioned and the Q&A and intro have a BSL signer.

The show is about trying to set up a comedy club in Palestine in a refugee camp. Two of the people who were part of that effort, Faisal Abu Alhayjaa and Alaa Shehada, came to the UK and wrote the show with me. They are going to join us live from Palestine in the Q&A. I also write a column for the London Economic.

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Quarantine Questions: Athena Kugblenu

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Eleven weeks into the UK’s coronavirus-induced lockdown, now is a time where we need comedy more than ever. Unsurprisingly, it’s also a time where it’s perhaps hardest to find something that’s actually damn funny. MoodyComedy is trying to remedy this.

What is the first thing you plan on doing once the lockdown is fully lifted?

As this government is probably going to lift lockdown too soon, I am going to pretend that we’re still living under restrictions for a week or two. I do not trust their decision making.

What’s your current lockdown binge watch?

I really liked Giri/Haji and got into Money Heist. Endless Doc McStuffins on Disney Plus cos the child is obsessed.

Has anything made you laugh recently?

I thought The Lovebirds on Netflix was hilarious

How are you trying to keep sane at the moment?

Continuing to work. I am going to restrict my social media use too as it’s a massive energy drain. Taking walks has been helpful. Naps help too.

What thing would you like to draw our attention to right now?

Hysteria. There is lots of it around at the moment. Sometimes we need calm and reflection too. Everyone is behaving as if they have the answers. If we all had the answers we wouldn’t be in the shitshow of a world we live in now. So calm and reflection is the way to go I think.

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Quarantine Questions: Anthony Jeannot

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Seven weeks into the UK’s coronavirus-induced lockdown, now is a time where we need comedy more than ever. Unsurprisingly, it’s also a time where it’s perhaps hardest to find something that’s actually damn funny. MoodyComedy is trying to remedy this.

Anthony Jeannot talks to MoodyComedy about Australian stand-up specials and all sorts of other lockdown distraction techniques…

What is the first thing you plan on doing once the lockdown is fully lifted?

I can wait to be able to sit in a park, in the sunshine with a few mates and just go ‘how weird was that?’ and actually have new content from outside the flat to talk about. Also, very keen on not doing another bloody Zoom quiz. That being said, I’ll probably spend the first month keeping a low profile still while things stabilise.

What’s your current lockdown binge watch?

Oh god, it’s been hard. I’m so bored and so used to mindlessly tuning out of whatever task I’m doing, that if the show I put on doesn’t grab me instantly, I tune out without realising. I have watched a few specials from amazing Australian comedians on Amazon Prime. Celia Pacquola, Dilruk Jaysinha and Alice Fraser to name a few.

Has anything made you laugh recently?

My wife, constantly. Without wanting to be too sentimental, she’s extremely funny and that’s made lockdown bearable. The above specials all made me laugh out loud a lot.

How are you trying to keep sane at the moment?

In the wise words of the Love Island contestants of summer 2019, ‘it is what it is.’ I think just breaking things down into small chunks. Knowing we’re moving towards things getting better. Also, I made a huge batch of pot brownie before lockdown started and that’s helped.

What past, current or future projects of yours would you like to draw our attention to?

I’ve just released my debut stand-up album. It’s a show I took around the world (remember when you could do that) to critical acclaim and sold out shows all over. I hope you like it. Stay safe, have fun and keep your sense of humour.

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